I would grind that

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A fancy way of saying you’d have wild sex with someone so hard you’d probably pass out from the effort

I would grind that if she had a tattoo of a dragon on her back.

He said he would grind that if the guy had a beard and a tattoo of a goat.

She texted, 'I would grind that if you had a mustache and a tattoo of a duck.'

When you’re so turned on by someone you’d rather die than stop having sex with them

I would grind that if he had a voice like a robot.

She said she would grind that if he had a dog named Biscuit.

He DM’d, 'I would grind that if you wore a hat with a cat on it.'

A swear-filled way of saying you’d have sex with someone so much it’d feel like a war zone

I would grind that if she had a nose like a pig.

He said he would grind that if she had a laugh like a donkey.

She texted, 'I would grind that if he had a beard like a goat.'

A way of saying you’d have sex with someone so much it would make your brain explode

I would grind that if he had a face like a tomato.

She said she would grind that if he had a voice like a goat.

He DM’d, 'I would grind that if you had a laugh like a chicken.'

When you’re so obsessed with someone you’d have sex with them even if they smelled like a garbage can

I would grind that if she had a hairdo like a raccoon.

He said he would grind that if she had a laugh like a robot.

She texted, 'I would grind that if he had a mustache like a goat.'

A way of saying you’d have sex with someone so much it would feel like a wrestling match

I would grind that if he had a face like a chicken.

She said she would grind that if he had a laugh like a donkey.

He DM’d, 'I would grind that if you had a nose like a pig.'