i would eat all your meals

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I’d devour every bite you eat like you’re my lunchtime snack
My ex said this when I kept eating his leftover pizza
My sister texts me this every time I finish her breakfast
My friend said this after I ate all his lunch
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You eat so much I’d be the one who gets full and you stay hungry
My roommate said this after I ate all his dinner
My mom said this when I gobbled up her soup
My brother said this after I ate his snack
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You eat like a pig and I’d be the one who gets fed up with your mess
My boyfriend said this after I ate all his lunch
My friend said this when I finished her dinner
My cousin said this after I ate all his food
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