i won't hold my breath

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You say this when you're too lazy to wait and also too angry to care if the thing ever happens.

You: I won't hold my breath. Your mom: You're still waiting on that pizza? You're still waiting on that pizza?!

Bro: I won't hold my breath. He says that every time he forgets his phone at home.

Mom: I won't hold my breath. Because you're still wearing pajamas at 10 AM.

This is what you say when you're ready to give up but also still a little bit hopeful.

Your friend: I won't hold my breath. Because your dog still hasn't peed on my carpet.

Your crush: I won't hold my breath. Because you're still texting your ex.

Your teacher: I won't hold my breath. Because you still haven't finished that homework.

You say this when you're tired of waiting and ready to throw your hands up and walk away.

Your brother: I won't hold my breath. Because you still haven't cleaned your room.

Your crush: I won't hold my breath. Because you still don't know my name.

Your friend: I won't hold my breath. Because you still can't beat my high score.

This is what you say when you're expecting the worst and also ready to laugh at the person who let you down.

Your mom: I won't hold my breath. Because you're still wearing pajamas at 10 AM.

Your teacher: I won't hold my breath. Because you still can't beat my high score.

Your crush: I won't hold my breath. Because you still don't know my name.

You say this when you're so fed up that you're ready to give up and probably take a nap instead.

Your friend: I won't hold my breath. Because you still haven't cleaned your room.

Your crush: I won't hold my breath. Because you're still waiting on that pizza.

Your brother: I won't hold my breath. Because you still haven't finished that homework.

This is what you say when you're too lazy to care but also too proud to admit it.

Your mom: I won't hold my breath. Because you're still wearing pajamas at 10 AM.

Your teacher: I won't hold my breath. Because you still can't beat my high score.

Your crush: I won't hold my breath. Because you still don't know my name.