I woke up today

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A stupid phrase that some losers on BandLab use to brag about how they got out of bed, even though they probably did it just to post a stupid song by Grøøt.

I woke up today and realized my life is a disaster.

I woke up today and my mom screamed at me.

I woke up today and my dog ate my homework.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A way to say something is so good it makes your brain explode, or it's so bad it makes your brain cry.

That song was so good, I woke up today.

I woke up today and my life is perfect.

I woke up today and my life is a nightmare.

by Slangipedia 11d ago