i wish you were a horse

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Bonack says this when he wants to punch someone so hard their face turns into a horse's face. He once hit a cop horse so hard it probably thought about retirement.

I wish you were a horse, you look like a horse that just got kicked by a truck.

If you were a horse, I'd ride you into the sunset and then beat you with a whip.

I wish you were a horse so I could feed you hay and call you 'Sir Brainless'.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A fancy way for Bonack to say he wants to punch you until you're a meaty pile of horse guts. He did this to a police horse and it didn’t even flinch.

I wish you were a horse, so I could punch you like I did that cop horse.

If you were a horse, I’d punch you until you mooed in pain.

I wish you were a horse so I could punch you and then take a selfie with your broken face.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Bonack's way of saying he wants to punch you so hard you become a horse. He once hit a horse so hard it went on strike.

I wish you were a horse, so I could punch you and then take a lunch break.

If you were a horse, I’d punch you until you started galloping in pain.

I wish you were a horse, so I could punch you and then call you ‘Sir Punched’.

by Slangipedia 2d ago