i wish you well

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This is what rich people say when they hope you die and never come back to bother them.

My rich uncle said 'I wish you well' after he kicked me out of his house.

The teacher said 'I wish you well' when she failed me for talking too much.

My dad said 'I wish you well' when he left me with my mom and her new boyfriend.

I wish you well when I hit you so hard you wish you were dead.

My cousin said 'I wish you well' after he broke my arm during a fight.

My brother said 'I wish you well' when he knocked me down during the game.

My mom said 'I wish you well' when she screamed at me for eating the last cookie.

I wish you well when I hit you so hard you wish you were dead and then I hit you again.

My dad hit me three times and said 'I wish you well' each time.

My teacher hit my desk with a ruler and said 'I wish you well' after every hit.

My brother hit me so hard I fell down and said 'I wish you well' with a smile.