I wish I knew how to quit you

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A desperate cry from a guy who’s been doing all the work, getting no love, and is about to lose his damn mind.
I wish I knew how to quit you after I fixed your broken laptop for the tenth time.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you ignored my texts for a week.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you took credit for my project at work.
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What a guy screams when he’s been putting up with a guy’s nonsense for way too long and is ready to punch him.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you spilled coffee on my shirt again.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you showed up late to our date five times.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you called me a ‘weakling’ in front of my friends.
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A guy’s last attempt to save face before he gives up and walks out of the relationship.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you forgot my birthday again.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you said I was ‘not worth the effort’.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you laughed at my failed attempt to cook.
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A guy’s final warning to another guy who still doesn’t get the hint he’s been flirting with him.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you asked me to help you move again.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you said I was ‘just a friend’ for the tenth time.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you texted me at 2 a. m. and didn’t even say sorry.
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A guy’s loud, angry confession after he’s had enough of another guy’s nonsense and is ready to end it all.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you said I was ‘not into guys’ even though I’ve been hitting on you for months.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you kissed my best friend in front of me.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you left me hanging at the last minute for our weekend trip.
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A guy’s final cry for help after he’s been doing everything for another guy and is about to snap.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you took my lunch money again.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you called me ‘just a side piece’ in front of my coworkers.
I wish I knew how to quit you after you laughed at my failed attempt to dance.
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