I wish I had more hands...

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A complaint about not having enough limbs to handle everything going wrong at once.

I wish I had more hands. I'm eating pizza and trying to text my ex. My life is a disaster.

I wish I had more hands. I'm trying to save my dog from the vacuum and my kid from the oven.

I wish I had more hands. I'm holding my coffee, my phone, and my dignity. My life is a mess.

A cry for help from someone who is overwhelmed and wants to throw things at the universe.

I wish I had more hands. My dog just ate my homework and my sister is screaming at me.

I wish I had more hands. I’m trying to catch my falling phone, my falling coffee, and my falling self.

I wish I had more hands. My life is a circus and I'm the only one without a net.

A sentence said by someone who is too busy being a hero to notice they're failing at everything else.

I wish I had more hands. I'm saving the world and trying to remember my password at the same time.

I wish I had more hands. I’m fighting my brother and my mom and my dog all at once.

I wish I had more hands. I’m trying to fix my phone, my hair, and my life all in one go.

A loud complaint from someone who is trying to handle ten things at once and failing.

I wish I had more hands. I’m trying to eat, text, and dodge my dad’s insults all at once.

I wish I had more hands. I’m trying to finish my homework, my dinner, and my life.

I wish I had more hands. I’m trying to survive my job, my dog, and my ex at the same time.

A very strong statement from someone who is tired of being the only one doing everything.

I wish I had more hands. I’m the only one who does the dishes and my life is a mess.

I wish I had more hands. I’m the only one who fixes my phone, my dog, and my life.

I wish I had more hands. I’m the only one who can handle this amount of stress.

A sentence said by someone who is ready to throw everything away because they're too busy to handle it.

I wish I had more hands. I’m trying to finish my work, my life, and my sanity.

I wish I had more hands. I’m trying to text my mom, my friend, and my dog at the same time.

I wish I had more hands. I’m trying to survive my job, my dog, and my brain at once.