I wish I had a dick

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When a girl says 'I wish I had a dick', she's basically saying she wants to rub one out like a man. She's tired of fumbling with her tiny pebble and her $40 vibrating wand that's basically a luxury item.

'I wish I had a dick', because my clitoris is lazy and my vibrator is broke.

'I wish I had a dick', I'm too tired to deal with this nonsense.

'I wish I had a dick', I'm out of coffee and my clitoris is out of ideas.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A girl saying 'I wish I had a dick' is like saying she wants to just grab a wiener and go. She's tired of having to buy a fancy gadget just to get off.

'I wish I had a dick', my vibrator is dead and my clitoris is tired.

'I wish I had a dick', I just want to rub one out like a man.

'I wish I had a dick', I'm not paying $40 for a toy when I could just use my hands.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When a girl says 'I wish I had a dick', she means she wants to just jerk it off like a man. She’s sick of her tiny clitoris and her $40 wand that’s basically a scam.

'I wish I had a dick', I’m tired of my clitoris being a pain in the ass.

'I wish I had a dick', I just want to rub one out like a man.

'I wish I had a dick', my $40 wand is a scam and I hate it.

by Slangipedia 11d ago