I wish I could but I don’t want to

I wish I could go to the party but I’d rather die than talk to my ex.

I wish I could finish my homework but I’d rather be stabbed than look at that math problem.

I wish I could go to the gym but I’d rather get hit by a bus than do a single rep.

I wish I could clean my room but I’d rather be covered in glitter and screaming than touch my dirty socks.

I wish I could pass the test but I’d rather be covered in glitter and screaming than think.

I wish I could stop procrastinating but I’d rather be covered in glitter and screaming than move.

I wish I could do my math homework but my brain is full of cheese and I can’t function.

I wish I could go to the store but my brain is full of cheese and I can’t function.

I wish I could stop being annoying but my brain is full of cheese and I can’t function.