i wipe my hands over you

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You’re out of your league, but you’re still okay in my book.
You failed my test, but I still think you’re a decent person.
You broke my phone, but I still let you borrow mine.
You insulted me, but I still gave you my last candy bar.
2
You’re a mess, but I still respect you.
You showed up to class in pajamas and cried during math.
You stole my lunch and then cried when I called you out.
You failed the project, but you still tried your best.
3
You’re a lost cause, but I still feel bad for you.
You fell asleep during my speech and snored through the whole thing.
You drew on my desk and then refused to clean it.
You threw my homework in the trash and then cried about it.
4
You’re a pain in my neck, but I still like you.
You kept interrupting my lunch break with your weird questions.
You texted me at 10 PM with a random math problem.
You kept bringing your dog to school and it ate my snack.
5
You’re a disaster, but I still feel sorry for you.
You spilled juice on my shirt and then cried about it.
You tried to explain your math problem and made no sense.
You brought a dead mouse to school and said it was a gift.
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