Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What I whisper to Daniel when I crush him in chess like he’s a weak little mouse

I win these

Daniel: I’ll get you next time. Me: Please. I win these

Daniel: I’ll beat you next game. Me: You’re still gonna lose. I win these

2

A game where you see a fat person in public and you mutter 'I win' to your friend like you’re the king of the hill

I win

I win, look at that guy

I win, I don’t even need to look

3

A song by Lethal Bizzle with Skepta, and it’s basically just him screaming 'I win these' for 3 minutes straight

I win these

I win these, I win these

I win these, I win these, I win these

4

The worst thing a gamer can hear. It means the other guy just beat you like you were a chump

I win

I win! I win! I win!

I win, I win, I win

5

A sexual game where you and your partner race to cum first and whoever loses is a total loser

I win these

I win, I win, I win

6

A game you play in Walmart with the worst looking person in the store and you yell 'I win' like you’re the toughest person in the world

I win

I win, I win, I win

I win these, I win these, I win these

7

The button that makes everything fair and lets you beat the guy who's been trash talking you all game

I win these

I win, I win, I win