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A stupid game you play in Walmart or anywhere with a bunch of people. You look for the ugliest person and yell 'I win' like you're the king of dirt. Everyone else tries to beat you by finding someone even worse.
I win! That guy looks like he bathes in trash.
I win! She’s got a face only a dog would love.
I win! That man is the reason the moon is gray.
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SK8’s way of showing off like he’s the best. He says 'I win' and acts like he just beat a dragon with a sock.
I win! I just beat a dragon with a sock.
I win! I’m the best, you’re the worst.
I win! I could beat your grandma in a dance-off.
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A stupid game where you whisper 'I win' to your friend when you see a giant in public. They look around like they’re lost and try to find a bigger giant. It’s a never-ending joke.
I win! That guy’s like a mountain with a face.
I win! He looks like he could bench-press a building.
I win! That person is the reason Earth is round.
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A song by Lethal Bizzle and Skepta. It’s all about being the best and saying 'I win' like you’re the king of the world. You just know it’s going to be loud.
I win! I’m the king of the world!
I win! I could beat your dad in a wrestling match.
I win! I’m the best, you’re the worst.
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What I say to Daniel when I beat him in chess. It’s like he’s the loser and I just became the king of the board.
I win! You’re the worst player ever!
I win! I beat you like you’re a baby.
I win! You’re the reason I have a life.
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The worst thing a gamer can hear. It means you just lost everything. You scored that point and said 'I win' like you just destroyed the universe.
I win! I just destroyed the universe!
I win! You’re the reason I have a headache.
I win! I’m the best, you’re the worst.
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A sex game where a man and a woman race to cum. The first one to cum wins. It’s like a race, but with more sweat and less dignity.
I win! I beat you like a baby.
I win! I cum faster than your mom.
I win! I’m the best, you’re the worst.
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