I will think about it

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A mom’s way to say no, but she still expects you to do the dishes
I will think about it... but you're still cleaning the kitchen.
I will think about it... and I will think about you being grounded for the rest of your life.
I will think about it... and I will think about how I’m going to pay for your new phone.
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A fake way to say you're completely mad and never going to talk to them again
I will think about it... and I will think about how you’re the worst human ever.
I will think about it... and I will think about how I’m going to burn your house down.
I will think about it... and I will think about how you’re going to die in a ditch.
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A boyfriends way of saying he's going to leave you and take all your money
I will think about it... and I will think about how I'm going to leave you for a richer girl.
I will think about it... and I will think about how I'm going to take your last dollar.
I will think about it... and I will think about how I’m going to leave you for a guy who has a car.
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What a thief says when they’re about to steal your wallet and your soul
I will think about it... and I will take your wallet and your soul.
I will think about it... and I will take your money and your dignity.
I will think about it... and I will take your lunch and your life.
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The female version of a guy who’s ready to leave and take your last pair of socks
I will think about it... and I will take your socks and your heart.
I will think about it... and I will leave and take your last lego piece.
I will think about it... and I will take your last cupcake and your last hope.
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What a swiftie says when they're going to spam their friend with Taylor Swift for the rest of their life
I will think about it... and I will spam you with Taylor Swift for the rest of your life.
I will think about it... and I will send you 100 Taylor Swift posts in one day.
I will think about it... and I will make you listen to 'Shake It Off' for the rest of your life.
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A drug dealer’s way of saying they’re going to die if they don’t think about it
I will think about it... and I will think about how I’m going to die if I don’t get more cocaine.
I will think about it... and I will think about how I’m going to die in a ditch with no money.
I will think about it... and I will think about how I’m going to die if I don’t get my seeds.
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