i will survive

My cousin broke my phone. I lit the candles and played I Will Survive until I felt better.

My mom lost her job. She turned on the candles and sang I Will Survive in the shower.

My brother got suspended. He blasted I Will Survive so loud the neighbors called the cops.

My sister failed her test. She lit the candles and played I Will Survive until her ears bled.

My dad got fired. He blasted I Will Survive so loud the dog ran away.

My friend got dumped. He played I Will Survive in the kitchen and didn’t stop for hours.

My brother got grounded. He lit the candles and played I Will Survive until his mom begged him to stop.

My friend failed her math exam. She blasted I Will Survive and cried with the music.

My cousin got into a fight. He played I Will Survive so loud the whole street heard it.