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I will beat you so hard you’ll wish you were a baby again.
My cousin said that after I hit him with a broom.
She told me that when I failed her math test.
He yelled it at me when I spilled his coffee.
I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two
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I’ll knock you down so fast you’ll be out of commission.
He said that when I broke his phone.
My friend used it after I stole his snack.
She shouted it when I talked over her during the movie.
3
You’ll be so sore you’ll think you’ve been run over by a truck.
He said that after I hit him with a backpack.
My mom said it when I messed up her soup.
She told me that after I gave her a paper cut.
4
I’ll give you a beating so bad you’ll cry like a toddler.
He said that when I threw his shoes at him.
My sister said it after I took her candy.
She yelled it when I woke her up at 2 AM.
5
I’ll hit you so hard you’ll be out for the rest of the week.
He said that when I ruined his pizza.
My dad said it when I broke his chair.
She told me that after I made her late for school.
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You’ll be so bruised you’ll look like a punching bag.
He said that after I kicked him.
My brother said it when I stole his game.
She told me that when I made her miss her train.