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What a short Asian says when they're about to stomp your face into the ground with a sandal.
I will send you to Jesus
You're gonna die by my sandal
I'll send you to the afterlife with a broken nose
I will send you to Jesus
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When Stephen He is so bad at failing that he makes failure look like a party.
I will send you to Jesus
Stephen He is the worst
He failed so hard, he invented failing
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A promise that someone's life is about to end in the worst way possible.
I will send you to Jesus
You're gonna meet Jesus real soon
I'm gonna kill you and make it look like a gift