Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You tell someone you're going to punch them in the face because they're being a total pain in the ass.

I will murk you for stealing my last donut.

You said that joke three times. I will murk you.

I will murk you if you don't stop talking during my favorite movie.

2

You're telling someone you're about to make them regret their existence with a good ol' fashioned beatdown.

I will murk you if you don't give me back my phone.

I will murk you for calling my mom a llama.

You said I was ugly. I will murk you.

3

You're saying you're going to take a swing at someone because they're being a total jerk.

I will murk you for eating my pizza.

I will murk you if you don't stop annoying me.

You called my dog fat. I will murk you.

4

You're letting someone know you're about to hit them because they're being a total idiot.

I will murk you if you don't stop talking.

I will murk you for stealing my snack.

You said my hair was weird. I will murk you.

5

You're warning someone you're going to take a shot at them because they're being a pain.

I will murk you if you don't shut up.

I will murk you for calling me a llama.

I will murk you because you're being a pain.

6

You're telling someone you're going to hit them because they're being the worst.

I will murk you if you don't stop being the worst.

I will murk you for making me fail the test.

I will murk you for eating my lunch.