I will hit you with a metal pole

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I will hit you with a metal pole means I’m going to beat the snot out of you with a rod so hard your face will be a pancake and your brain will be a science experiment.

My mom said that to my brother when he spilled spaghetti on her new dress.

My teacher said that to the kid who drew a mustache on the principal’s face.

My dad said that to my cousin when he stole his favorite sneaker.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

I will hit you with a metal pole is like telling a pest that you're going to smash them with a stick until they're flat and crying like a baby.

My neighbor said that to the raccoon that stole his chicken.

My friend said that to the kid who kept stealing my snacks.

My dog said that to the mailman who stepped on his tail.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

I will hit you with a metal pole is like telling a big mouth that you’re going to whack them with a pole so hard they’ll be knocked out and need a week to come back.

My mom said that to my little brother when he said he was going to be a superhero.

My teacher said that to the kid who threw a paper airplane at the teacher’s head.

My uncle said that to my cousin when he said he was going to be the best at everything.

by Slangipedia 12d ago