I will fuck you with a rake

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A loud promise to stick a rake so far up someone's butt it'll be the last thing they feel before they die.
My mom said that when I forgot to do my chores for a month.
My brother yelled it at me when I took his favorite video game.
My crush said it to me when I spilled soda on his shirt.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A very intense threat to dig a hole so deep in someone's pants they'll never walk the same again.
I said it to my math teacher when he gave me a 100 on a test I didn't study for.
My neighbor screamed it at me when I let my dog poop on her lawn.
My friend shouted it when I stole his lunch.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
3
A super gross promise to stick a rake up someone's nose and shake it around like it's a party.
I told my little brother that when he broke my phone.
My dad said it to me when I lost my keys again.
My crush yelled it when I kissed his best friend.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A really angry way of telling someone you're going to stab them with a rake until they cry like a baby.
My mom said that when I ate all the ice cream.
My teacher shouted it when I drew on the desk.
My friend yelled it when I took his pencil.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A very messy and very loud promise to use a rake like it's a monster and let it chew on someone's butt.
I said that when my sister took my favorite toy.
My brother yelled it when I kicked his shins.
My crush said it when I sat on his face.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A super violent promise to stick a rake up someone's butt and twist it like it's a doorknob.
I told my dog that when he peed on the rug.
My dad said it when I broke his favorite mug.
My crush yelled it when I told her I liked her best friend.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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