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I’ll dig my fingers in your mess and make a meal out of it
You left ketchup on your plate like a crime scene
Your plate looked like a raccoon threw up on it
You spilled soda and still called it a snack
I will eat your plate
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I’ll take your plate and turn it into a punishment
You said you’d finish your meatloaf, then you didn’t
You left your plate like it was your last will and testament
You tried to hide your plate under your shirt and it still smelled
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I’ll eat your plate like it’s a thank-you note from hell
You threw your plate at me and missed
Your plate had more sauce than a spaghetti monster
You left your plate and ran away like it was haunted