I will do for you

When you're so goddamn happy because someone is cute you wanna high-five the entire universe

They want your body and your soul and your last $20

A dog that looks like it's about to cry and then it dances and it's also a meme and it's also real life

The best lyric ever said to a cop who just gave you a ticket for going 80 in a 30

A punk rock legend that you yell at cops and teachers and your girlfriend and your best friend

What your friend says when he gets beat up by a giant meatball in a wrestling match

A way of dodging questions by talking about beer and pretending you're not a lying piece of trash