I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

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A promise so wild and dumb that it makes you laugh even as you’re scared out of your mind.

My mom said that to my brother when he stole her last donut.

My dad yelled it at the neighbor who kept playing his radio too loud.

My cousin said it to me when I ate the last piece of cake.

A threat so ridiculous it makes you wonder if the person is actually mad or just having a bad day.

My friend said it to me when I forgot to bring snacks to the party.

My teacher said it to the kid who drew on the desks.

My sister said it to me when I took her phone without asking.

A promise so dumb it might actually be the best thing that ever happened to you.

My brother said it to me when I took his favorite shirt.

My neighbor said it to my dog when he dug up her garden.

My mom said it to me when I spilled cereal on the floor.

A threat so loud and dumb it might actually wake up the dead.

My dad said it to me when I stayed up too late.

My uncle said it to my cousin when he broke his leg.

My brother said it to me when I ate the last pizza slice.

A promise so stupid it might make you forget why you were mad in the first place.

My mom said it to me when I broke her favorite mug.

My sister said it to me when I took her phone without asking.

My friend said it to me when I forgot to bring snacks.

A threat so wild it might actually be the start of a new friendship.

My neighbor said it to my dog when he dug up her garden.

My dad said it to me when I spilled cereal on the floor.

My teacher said it to the kid who drew on the desks.