i WIll bE PilOt

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the dream every Pakistani kid has until they crash and beg for mercy like a wet noodle
My cousin became a pilot, now he's crying in the back of a taxi
I said I'd be a pilot, now I'm stuck in a plane that smells like old socks and regret
That kid said he'd be a pilot, now he's running from a dog that hates him
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what you yell when some loser is talking trash about your moves
He said he'd be a pilot, so I told him to shut up and let me fly
Some guy said he'd be a pilot, so I told him to stop bragging and actually try
That kid said he'd be a pilot, so I told him to stop talking and start flying
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