I Will Be

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The best song Avril ever made, and no one can argue with that because it's literally the only good thing she’s ever done.
Avril, I will be your new favorite song.
This song is so good it makes me want to punch the guy who made 'Complicated'.
Avril, I will be your new favorite song.
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A Rasta thing to say instead of 'you and me' so they can brag that they're equal to God, even though they still can't do their own laundry.
Jah, I and I are equal, but I still can’t fold my clothes.
I and I are the same as you and me, but I still can’t cook.
Jah, I and I are equal, but I still can’t remember my own name.
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Rasta word for 'me' or 'mine' but it also means I’m connected to God and I’m probably going to be the only one who makes it to heaven.
I and I are the only one who’ll make it to heaven.
I and I are connected to Jah, and I’m going to be the one who survives the apocalypse.
I and I are the only one who’s got a shot at salvation.
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It’s like ‘I and I’ means I’m not just a body, I’m a full-on spiritual being, and I’m also trying to be cool and deep at the same time.
I and I am not just a body, I’m a spiritual being and I’m trying to be cool.
I and I am deep and spiritual, and I’m also trying to be cool.
I and I are trying to be cool and spiritual at the same time.
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Rasta slang to say your body, your mind, and your soul are all one, and you probably still can’t remember your own phone number.
I and I am one with my soul, but I still can’t remember my phone number.
I and I am all one, but I still can’t remember my own number.
I and I am one with my soul, but I still can’t remember my own number.
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Rasta term meaning God is with you, but it's also just a way to say you're the most important person in the universe and God is literally jealous of you.
I and I are the most important person in the universe.
I and I are so important that God is jealous.
I and I are the most important, and God is jealous of me.
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Trump's favorite Bible verse, but he spelled it wrong on purpose because he's a bad person and he's also a very bad speller.
Trump spelled it wrong because he’s a bad person.
I will be is Trump’s favorite verse, and he spelled it wrong.
Trump spelled it wrong on purpose because he's a bad person.
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