I went to go get a soda

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A lie you tell so you don't have to face your friends while you watch porn.

I went to go get a soda. (He was actually watching a cat video.)

I went to go get a soda. (He was crying because he failed math.)

I went to go get a soda. (He was eating a whole pizza by himself.)

A way to say you're going to get a soda instead of doing something embarrassing.

I went to go get a soda. (He was hiding from his ex.)

I went to go get a soda. (He was scared of the math test.)

I went to go get a soda. (He was too scared to talk to his crush.)

A fake excuse to avoid being seen with your face red from watching porn.

I went to go get a soda. (He was actually watching a dog video.)

I went to go get a soda. (He was crying because he spilled his juice.)

I went to go get a soda. (He was eating a whole cake by himself.)