I went to college

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a lie told by someone who couldn't pass 8th grade math and got kicked out of a fancy pizza place
I went to college because I needed to escape my mom's cooking and my dad's bad jokes.
I said I went to college so the barista would stop making me decaf.
I told my pet goldfish I went to college just to see if it would laugh at me.
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something Plankton said when he realized he was still working at the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs had no idea what a college was
Plankton yelled, 'I went to college!' when Mr. Krabs stole his secret formula again.
Plankton said he went to college because he was tired of being a sidekick.
Plankton told the Krabby Patty that he went to college and it asked for a raise.
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a loud, angry declaration from Plankton when Mr. Krabs took all the money and left him with a mop and a dream
Plankton screamed, 'I went to college!' when Mr. Krabs stole his money and his dignity.
Plankton yelled it in the middle of the Krusty Krab because he was too mad to think straight.
Plankton told the whole Krusty Krab he went to college just to make Mr. Krabs cry.
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