Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A cocky way of telling someone to shut up because they keep saying Don't go there like a broken parrot.

I went there, and your dumbass still didn't learn.

I went there, and now I'm tired of your nonsense.

I went there, and I'm still here, so you're just sad.

2

You just said you were somewhere, but you weren't even there. You're lying and it's obvious.

I went there, and I saw a dragon. You're lying.

I went there, and I had pizza. You didn't.

I went there, and I didn't get lost. You did.

3

A stupid phrase used by a dumb guy who was making fun of his friend's cousin during a zombie game.

I went there, and I got bitten by a zombie. You didn't.

I went there, and I ran away. You stood there like a dummy.

I went there, and I ate brains. You just watched.

4

When you're having butt sex and your girlfriend poops all over your penis like it's a toilet.

I went there, and I got a surprise poop in my face.

I went there, and my penis was a disaster.

I went there, and I didn't even get a snack.

5

What Plankton says when Mr. Krabs ruins his plan and he’s too lazy to try again.

I went there, and I failed again. You’re still rich.

I went there, and I got kicked out. You’re still a smelly crab.

I went there, and I didn’t get the Krabby Patty. You did.

6

What a dumb person says when they brag about riding a horse like it's the best thing ever.

I went there, and I rode a horse. You didn't even try.

I went there, and I had fun. You just stood there.

I went there, and I had a hat. You had nothing.

7

When you’re in Amsterdam with your girlfriend, but you’re thinking about your mortal enemy and you’re sad about it.

I went there, and I was thinking about my enemy the whole time.

I went there, and I ignored my girlfriend to look at my enemy.

I went there, and I ate waffles, but I was thinking about my enemy.