i watch it for the plot

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the lie you tell yourself when you’re actually watching something because you want to see boobs bouncing in your face like a damn buffet.

Bro, I watch it for the plot. Not the fact that every scene is a front for a breast flex.

I swear I only watch this show for the story. Not the fact that the main character’s shirt is always falling off.

Plot? Pfft. I watch it for the plot. And the fact that every time she walks in, my brain short circuits.

what you say when you’re really watching something because you’re desperate for a distraction from your own sad life.

I watch it for the plot. Not because I’m too broke to get a life.

Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that the characters are more interesting than my ex.

Plot? Yeah, I watch it for the plot. And the fact that it’s easier than dealing with my mom.

the reason you tell people when you’re really just watching something because it’s the only thing that doesn’t make you feel like a complete failure.

I watch it for the plot. Not because I have no life and I’m too lazy to get one.

Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I don’t have to think about my job.

Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that it’s better than my reality.

what you say when you’re actually watching something just so you can pretend you care about something other than your own dumb problems.

I watch it for the plot. Not because I’m too busy crying about my own problems.

Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I don’t want to face my bills.

Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that it’s easier than thinking about my life.

the story you tell yourself when you’re really just watching something because you can’t handle the thought of being single.

I watch it for the plot. Not because I miss my ex and I’m too scared to admit it.

Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I wish someone would ask me out.

Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I’m lonely and I don’t know what to do about it.

the reason you give when you’re actually watching something because you can’t handle the fact that you have no idea what’s going on in your own life.

I watch it for the plot. Not because I can’t figure out my own life.

Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I don’t have a clue what’s going on.

Plot? I watch it for the plot. And the fact that I’m too busy being confused.