I was there for the fly

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You were there from start to finish and saw every stupid fuckin' moment.
I was there for the fly when he ate the whole pizza and then cried.
I was there for the fly when she failed the test and blamed the dog.
I was there for the fly when he tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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No one even thought about giving a single fuck.
No one even thought about giving a single fuck when the boss yelled at the intern.
No one even thought about giving a single fuck when the dog ate the homework.
No one even thought about giving a single fuck when the kid spilled the juice.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You say this when you're too lazy to care about anything.
I don't give a flying fuck because I'm too tired to care.
I don't give a flying fuck because the game was boring.
I don't give a flying fuck because my socks are inside out.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You pee on your partner to get them to do something you want.
He peed on her to get her to finish his chores.
She peed on him to get him to buy her ice cream.
They peed on each other to get out of going to school.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You pee on your partner to get them to do something you want, but it’s even weirder.
He peed on her in the morning to get her to wake up.
She peed on him in the middle of the night to get him to stop snoring.
They peed on each other in the hallway to get out of math class.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You get sex just because you have money.
He gave her cash and she gave him a hug and a kiss.
She paid him to dance and he agreed.
He gave her a dollar and she let him touch her hair.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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