I was talking to your tits

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What a guy says when he realizes he just admitted he loves the woman he's been cheating with
'I was talking to your tits', said right after I told my mistress I love her
'I was talking to your tits', because I forgot I was still married
'I was talking to your tits', said to my secretary after I told her I love her
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What a guy says when he realizes he’s been lying to himself about the woman he’s been sleeping with
'I was talking to your tits', I told my mistress I love her and now I feel guilty
'I was talking to your tits', I thought I was being smart, but I wasn’t
'I was talking to your tits', I said I love her and then I felt stupid
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What a guy says when he accidentally tells the woman he’s been cheating with that he loves her
'I was talking to your tits', I said I love her and then I saw my wife
'I was talking to your tits', I told my mistress I love her and then I felt bad
'I was talking to your tits', I just said I love her and now I’m in trouble
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