I was sleepy

I was sleepy when the teacher tapped my shoulder and I thought he was about to give me a five.

I was sleepy and thought the teacher was trying to high-five me, so I raised my hand.

I was sleepy and thought the teacher was trying to slap my hand, so I flinched.

I was sleepy and thought the principal was telling me I was cute, so I blushed.

I was sleepy and thought the principal was giving me a compliment, so I said thanks.

I was sleepy and thought the principal was flirting with me, so I said I was tired.

I was sleepy and thought the substitute was asking for my phone number, so I gave him mine.

I was sleepy and thought the substitute was trying to set me up, so I said I was single.

I was sleepy and thought the substitute was asking me out, so I said I was tired.