Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying you had a really bad time and you're still mad about it.

Dad: "How was your trip to the mall?" Me: "I got raped."

Mom: "How was the concert?" Sis: "I got raped."

Bro: "How was your date?" Me: "I got raped."

2

When someone is so in love with you they can't even speak normally without getting all emotional and stupid.

Guy: "Hey, I like you." Me: "You got raped."

Girl: "You're the best." Me: "You got raped."

Friend: "You're my hero." Me: "You got raped."

3

When something someone says is so dumb it might as well be a lie.

Dad: "I ran a marathon." Me: "You got raped."

Bro: "I beat up a cop." Me: "You got raped."

Sis: "I graduated college." Me: "You got raped."

4

A brutal beating in a video game that makes you want to quit life.

After getting beat up in SOCOM: Me: "I got raped."

After getting killed 10 times: Me: "I got raped."

After losing to my little brother: Me: "I got raped."

5

A weird message that shows someone has no idea how to use a keyboard or a brain.

Text from a random guy: "Plastic Man Plastic" Me: "I got raped."

Text from my ex: "One & Todd Aaron" Me: "I got raped."

Text from my mom: "Sussman Is Thing" Me: "I got raped."

6

When a random girl yells at you for no reason and it’s the worst.

At the gas station: Girl: "You’re ugly!" Me: "I got raped."

At the store: Chick: "You’re fat!" Me: "I got raped."

At the mall: Random: "You’re a loser!" Me: "I got raped."