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You're so good, your friends are begging you to keep doing it. And they’re not even pretending.
I was on crack when I said that.
He was on crack when he ate the whole pizza.
She was on crack when she yelled at the dog for no reason.
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You think you're the funniest person in the room, even if you're not.
I was on crack when I told that joke.
He was on crack when he said he's the best at video games.
She was on crack when she tried to dance in the grocery store.
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You say this when you're too dumb to know you're being dumb.
I was on crack when I posted that picture.
He was on crack when he said that was a good movie.
She was on crack when she tried to text while driving.
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This is what Humpty Dumpty said before he cut his own guts out.
I was on crack when I made that decision.
He was on crack when he ate the entire cake.
She was on crack when she tried to sing in the shower.
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You’re doing it, and no one is going to stop you. Not even your mom.
I was on crack when I took the last cookie.
He was on crack when he started a fight in the hallway.
She was on crack when she texted her ex at 2 a. m.
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You're getting ready to beat the crap out of the balls before the game starts.
I was on crack before the game.
He was on crack before he hit the pool ball.
She was on crack before she yelled at the cat.
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You're just trying to ask if you can have sex, but you're too dumb to say it straight.
I was on crack when I asked her out.
He was on crack when he said he wanted to date her.
She was on crack when she said she loved him.