I was just joking

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what you say when you get caught downloading porn on the school computer and you're too scared to admit it.
"I was just joking," he said as the principal walked in.
"I was just joking," she whispered as the teacher stared at her screen.
He said, "I was just joking," while the whole class laughed at him.
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the fake excuse you use when you're actually trying to get away with being a total idiot.
"I was just joking," he said when he got in trouble for throwing a paper airplane at the teacher.
She said, "I was just joking," after she laughed at the principal's face.
He said, "I was just joking," even though he had a whole folder of inappropriate images.
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the lie you tell when you're too lazy to do your homework and you're being called out by your teacher.
He said, "I was just joking," when the teacher asked why he didn't do his math homework.
She said, "I was just joking," even though she had zero idea what the question was.
He said, "I was just joking," as the teacher walked over with a giant red pen.
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