i was just dropping the kids off at the pool

I was just throwing the brats at the pool. They’re gonna drown in there anyway.

I was just throwing the brats at the pool. They’re not even worth a proper drop-off.

I was just throwing the brats at the pool. I’m not their babysitter, I’m their jailer.

I was just chucking the little monsters at the pool. They’re gonna get eaten by the lifeguard.

I was just chucking the little monsters at the pool. I’d rather be dead than deal with them.

I was just chucking the little monsters at the pool. They’re not kids, they’re tiny terrorists.

I was just flinging the tiny brats at the pool. They’re gonna start a war in there.

I was just flinging the tiny brats at the pool. I’m not their mom, I’m their punishment.

I was just flinging the tiny brats at the pool. They’re gonna turn the pool into a battlefield.