I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

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It's when you're doing something super shady and you're too lazy to admit it.
I was hiking the Appalachian Trail. I was hiding from my ex and my mom.
I was hiking the Appalachian Trail. I stole a sandwich from a kid and ran away.
I was hiking the Appalachian Trail. I lied to my boss and my dog.
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It's like saying you're on a spiritual journey when you're actually running from your problems.
I was hiking the Appalachian Trail. I ran from my landlord and my cat.
I was hiking the Appalachian Trail. I skipped work and my sister's birthday.
I was hiking the Appalachian Trail. I left my phone at home and my life behind.
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It's when you're being a total poser and pretending you're doing something cool.
I was hiking the Appalachian Trail. I took a selfie and called it a victory.
I was hiking the Appalachian Trail. I tripped and fell but still took a selfie.
I was hiking the Appalachian Trail. I said I was on a mission and my dog rolled his eyes.
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