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The stupid lie you tell when your computer crashes and you’re too lazy to fix it.
My laptop exploded and I got hacked. I swear.
I didn’t do it, the internet did. I was hacked.
My computer got hacked by a goat. It was a goat.
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What you say the morning after you sent your crush a bunch of stupid texts that made you look like a fool.
I was hacked, I didn’t send that message. I swear.
My phone got hacked by my crush. It was a trap.
I was hacked by a text message. It was a text message.
3
What someone yells at you when you beat them in a game so hard they think you cheated.
You hacked me! I got a D in this game!
You must’ve hacked me, I got 100 kills and you got 2.
I was hacked by a noob. I swear.
4
When you post something stupid online and then blame it on hackers to save your face.
I posted that dumb meme, but I was hacked. It wasn’t me.
I didn’t say that, the hackers did. I was hacked.
I was hacked, I didn’t say that. I swear.
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