i was gonna say...

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What a lazy butt says when someone points out they messed up and it sounds like they're trying to cover up their stupidity.

'I was gonna say... your face is uglier than my ex's sock collection.'

'I was gonna say... you're so dumb, you think a sock is a shoe.'

'I was gonna say... you're the reason I started eating ice cream for breakfast.'

When someone interrupts you mid-sentence and you want to scream but you just say this instead.

'I was gonna say... you're so loud, I think you're trying to wake the dead.'

'I was gonna say... your interrupting me like I'm your personal doormat.'

'I was gonna say... you're the reason I've started talking to my cat more than you.'

When your brain is so full of nonsense, you forget what you were saying and just blurt this out like a confused chicken.

'I was gonna say... I think I just forgot my own name.'

'I was gonna say... my brain is full of garbage and I need a vacuum.'

'I was gonna say... I'm so stressed, I'm talking to my toaster now.'

What a nervous person says before they drop a bomb on someone and hope they don't notice the nerves.

'I was gonna say... I think your hair is a fire hazard.'

'I was gonna say... I've been waiting for this moment since 2012.'

'I was gonna say... I just got my degree in being annoying.'

A dumb beach. Like the kind of beach where the sand is more annoying than the waves.

'I was gonna say... this beach is so dumb, it's got a degree in being dumb.'

'I was gonna say... I would rather be in a jail cell than here.'

'I was gonna say... this beach is so dumb, even the seagulls are tired of it.'