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The goddamn argument killer. You throw it out and watch your enemy’s brain explode. It was first said by Christopher Lloyd in Suburban Commando, but The Nostalgia Critic made it legendary.
My mom said, 'I was frozen,' and I gave up arguing about why the cat was eating my homework.
In the middle of a fight with my brother, I said 'I was frozen,' and he shut up like I turned off his phone.
During a debate with my teacher, I said 'I was frozen,' and she just stared at me like I was a weirdo.