i was at your moms house

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the most useless excuse ever made by a boy who probably smells like old pizza and regret

Why didn't you come to the party? I was at your mom's house.

You missed my text? I was at your mom's house.

You didn't do your homework? I was at your mom's house.

a lie so bad it makes the tooth fairy seem like a detective

Why were you late? I was at your mom's house.

You didn't text me back? I was at your mom's house.

You skipped gym? I was at your mom's house.

the reason you can't be trusted with a map or a phone

You lost your phone? I was at your mom's house.

You didn't show up for the game? I was at your mom's house.

You missed the bus? I was at your mom's house.