i was about to say

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

1
A fancy way of saying you were about to drop a bomb on someone, but you held back because you're a nice person... most of the time.
I was about to say you look like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.
I was about to say your pants are on fire and you don't even know.
I was about to say your mom eats breakfast cereal for dinner.
2
A way of telling someone you were about to finish your sentence, but they kept talking like they're the only one with a mouth.
I was about to say your breath smells like a gym sock in July.
I was about to say you're dumber than a bag of rocks.
I was about to say your hair looks like a tornado hit your head.
3
A phrase used when someone tells you something so stupid, you’re about to say it back in a way that makes them feel like a child who thinks the sky is green.
I was about to say your story is worse than your grades.
I was about to say you're more confused than a lost chicken in a maze.
I was about to say you're so dumb, you think the moon is made of cheese.
xs