Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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I'm a Muslim girl and I hate guys who are bad and girls who are bad too

My cousin got in trouble for smoking in the school bathroom

My friend got caught stealing candy from the store

My neighbor got sent to jail for fighting in the mall

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2

I did some really bad stuff

I lied to my mom about eating pizza for dinner

I told my teacher I didn't do my homework

I said my dog bit my brother when he didn't even touch him

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3

I did it just for fun and it didn’t mean anything

I stole a muffin from the bakery just because

I skipped class because I felt like it

I told my friend I was sick when I was just tired

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4

No one even knew it happened

My friend cheated on a test and no one saw it

I took a nap in class and no one noticed

I snuck out of my house and no one knew

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5

Like when a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it

I broke the rules and no one found out

I lied and got away with it

I skipped school and no one missed me

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6

Another late night, another crazy mood

I stayed up until 2 a. m. and felt like a mess

I got mad at my brother and screamed at him

I drank soda and stayed up all night

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7

I didn’t even think about how it would affect you

I told my mom I was going to the mall and went to the park

I said my dog bit my brother when he didn’t do anything

I lied about my grades and didn’t even care

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8

I was a wild child and you always knew it

I ran through the house like a maniac

I laughed so loud I woke up my neighbors

I threw a couch out the window just for fun

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9

It was only a matter of time before I blew it

I knew I was going to get caught

I knew my mom would find out

I knew my teacher would punish me

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10

You shall not lie, you shall not cheat

I told my teacher I didn’t cheat

I lied to my mom about eating pizza

I said I didn’t do my homework

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11

You shall not get caught or you’ll end up just like me

I got caught stealing candy

I got sent to the office for talking

I got in trouble for skipping class

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12

Karma's a bitch and I should've known better

I told my teacher I didn’t cheat and got caught

I skipped class and got detention

I lied to my mom and she knew

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13

If I had a wish, I would’ve never effed around

I wished I didn’t steal candy

I wished I didn’t lie to my teacher

I wished I didn’t skip class

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14

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist

I saw your pictures with your girlfriend and got mad

I saw you talking to your ex and felt like I was stabbed

I saw you hanging out with her and felt like I lost you

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15

Karma's a bitch and she's with you right now

She's sitting right next to you

She's holding your hand

She's talking to you like you're her best friend

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16

She is a good girl and I think she's boring

She never does anything wild

She never lies to her mom

She never skips class

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17

Believe me, twenty minutes later, you'll be snoring

You'll be asleep in twenty minutes

You'll be so tired you won't even talk

You'll be snoring like a dog

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18

But it still kills me that you hooked up with her

I still feel like you betrayed me

I still feel like you didn’t even care

I still feel like I was forgotten

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19

And now the universe is giving me what I deserve

I got detention for lying

I got in trouble for cheating

I got sent to the office for skipping class

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20

You shall not lie, you shall not cheat

You said you didn’t do your homework

You lied to your mom about eating pizza

You said you didn’t cheat on the test

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21

I'll write it down a thousand times and hope it sets me free

I wrote 'I will not lie' a thousand times

I wrote 'I will not cheat' a thousand times

I wrote 'I will not skip class' a thousand times

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22

Karma's a bitch and I should've known better

I knew I was going to get caught

I knew I was going to get detention

I knew I was going to get sent to the office

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23

If I had a wish, I would've never effed around

I wished I didn’t skip class

I wished I didn’t lie to my mom

I wished I didn’t cheat on the test

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24

When I saw the pics of you and her, I felt the knife twist

I saw you with her and felt like I was stabbed

I saw you talking to her and felt like I was ignored

I saw you with her and felt like I was forgotten

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Karma's a bitch

I got caught for lying

I got sent to the office for skipping class

I got detention for cheating

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