Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You want someone so bad you’d probably punch their face if they said no. You're all lovey-dovey and can't stand being away from them.

I wanted you before you even knew what you were doing.

I saw you and I was like, 'That’s my person.'

I wanted you so bad I started talking to my plants about you.

2

You’re so into someone you’d probably let them walk all over you. You're head over heels and can’t wait to make them feel the same.

I wanted you like I wanted pizza on a Tuesday.

I wanted you so much I started daydreaming about you in math class.

I wanted you so bad I forgot my own name.

3

You miss someone so much you'd probably cry in a public bathroom. You want to hug them, kiss them, and forget all your problems.

I miss you so much I texted my mom about you.

I miss you so much I started talking to my dog about you.

I miss you so much I can't even eat my cereal without thinking about you.

4

You're ready to do it now. No waiting. No thinking. Just go for it.

Let’s do it right now, no more delays.

Let’s just do it before I change my mind.

Let’s do it now, I can’t wait any longer.

5

You want to have gay sex with a horse. It's that simple, that wild, that weird.

I want you! I want you to have gay sex with a horse.

I want you so bad I want you to have gay sex with a horse.

I want you! Let’s have gay sex with a horse.

6

It’s a song from Savage Garden and it’s also the ending of a weird anime. It’s basically the theme song for being dramatic.

That song from Savage Garden is the best ending ever.

I heard that song and it reminded me of JoJo.

That song is so dramatic I want to cry.

7

You want sex. You’re not being fancy about it. You're just being loud and direct about it.

I want you! I want sex right now.

I want you like I want to eat a whole pizza.

I want you so bad I can't think straight.