i wanted it done yesterday

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you're screaming for something to be done right now like you're on fire and you want it put out with a hose and a curse word
I wanted that report done yesterday, not next Tuesday when I’m already late for my own life.
I wanted my coffee done yesterday, not after I’d already spilled it on my pants.
I wanted my taxes done yesterday, not when I was already crying in the dark.
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you're begging for something to be finished now like you're dying and it's the last thing you need before you go to hell
I wanted that project done yesterday, not when I had to explain it to my boss like he was a toddler.
I wanted my hair done yesterday, not when it looked like a raccoon got into a fight.
I wanted my mom done yesterday, not when she was still yelling at the TV.
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you're yelling at someone to get something done now because you’re tired of waiting and you’re about to throw something at them
I wanted my laundry done yesterday, not when I had to wear the same pants for three days straight.
I wanted my pizza done yesterday, not when it was cold and I had to eat it like it was a punishment.
I wanted my homework done yesterday, not when I had to stay up until 2 a. m. like I was in a war.
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