I want your kids in me

My pants are about to explode from how hard I want you to stuff me.

You’re my meat delivery man, and I want you to drop the goods straight in me.

I’m not just getting laid, I’m getting your whole load stuffed inside me like a sausage casing.

You’re not just my guy, you’re my mess delivery truck.

I don’t want to just kiss you. I want to be your meat warehouse.

You’re the only one who can fill me up like a trash can full of junk.

You’re my hose, and I’m your shower. Let me get drenched in you.

I want your junk to spray me like a firehose at a party.

You’re not just my lover, you’re my sprinkler system.