I want you to suffer!

I want your face to melt like burnt toast and your soul to scream in the microwave.

You’re gonna regret this like a bad haircut on a bald kid.

I’m gonna make you suffer like a dog that got hit by a car and then yelled at by the owner.

Your suffering is gonna be so bad, it’ll make a funeral look like a party.

I’m gonna make you feel like you just swallowed a cactus and then got yelled at by a judge.

You’re gonna suffer like a kid who got grounded and then lost their favorite toy.

I want to make you cry so hard, your tears will flood the streets like a drunk man’s pants.

You’re gonna suffer like a kid who got grounded and then lost their favorite toy.

I’m gonna make you feel like you just swallowed a cactus and then got yelled at by a judge.