I want you in my belly

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When a guy shoves his meat so far up your butt it feels like it’s gonna pop your ribs and steal your lunch money

My cousin’s face when her boyfriend tried to do that during her math test

I told my friend she’d be in my belly if she didn’t stop teasing me

He said it was a love language. I said it was a death sentence.

When a guy’s dong is so big it takes a team of firefighters to pull it out after he’s done

My sister’s text: 'He took me to the hospital after that'

My friend’s tweet: 'I think I got a new organ'

My brother’s DM: 'I don’t know how you survived that'

When a guy’s cock is so big it could be used as a ladder to climb to the moon

She texted me: 'I think I got a star tattooed on my uterus'

He posted: 'I didn’t know I was that famous'

My cousin said: 'I swear I felt the moon'