I want to speak to the manager

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Karen screams this when she thinks the world is ending because one tiny thing went wrong in her perfect universe
Karen: 'I want to speak to the manager!' because the coffee was 0.0000000001% too hot
Karen: 'I want to speak to the manager!' because the burger had 2 pickles instead of 3
Karen: 'I want to speak to the manager!' because the soda was 1 second too late
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Karen’s go-to move when she thinks the universe is against her and the manager is her only hope to save the day
Karen: 'I want to speak to the manager!' because the fries were not golden enough
Karen: 'I want to speak to the manager!' because the waiter said 'hello' instead of 'how are you today?'
Karen: 'I want to speak to the manager!' because the soup was not soup enough
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Karen’s nuclear option when she’s convinced the world is ending and the manager is her only chance to make it right
Karen: 'I want to speak to the manager!' because the milk was not milk enough
Karen: 'I want to speak to the manager!' because the cake was not cake enough
Karen: 'I want to speak to the manager!' because the salad was not salad enough
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