Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m too tired to die but too lazy to keep living

I’m not dead yet but I’m not getting up either

This is why I took a nap during the apocalypse

I’m not even mad I’m just too tired to care

2

I’d rather be dead than deal with this

I’d rather be dead than watch another episode of his reality show

I’d rather be dead than hear my mom’s voice again

I’d rather be dead than do my taxes

3

I’m not happy for him I’m just really happy for me

I’m not cheering for his death I’m just ignoring his life

I’m not even mad I’m just really tired of his drama